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1.- La Felicidad de tu amigo es tu felicidad
2.- El que la seca la llena
3.- Con mi pata nadie se mete
4.- Nunca juzgues los gustos de tus amigos
5.- Hay que saber compartir
6.- Mis trampas son solo mias
7.- La hermana de mi pata es hombre
8.- La felicidad de tu amigo depende de cuanta chela le metes
9.- Todos para uno y uno para todos
10.- Fuente ovejuna!!
11.- Acepta a tus patas como son
12.- Nunca con la hermana de tu pata
13.- No te escondas cuando hagan la chanchita
14.- Los amigos de tus amigos son tus amigos
15.- Con los patas en las buenas y en las malas
16.- Los patas son para siempre
17.- A tus patas no los cambias por nada
18.- Los gustos de tus amigas se respetan
19.- Lo importante es estar juntos
20.- Siempre hay sitio para un pata mas
21.- Lo que unen a los patas es lo que llevan dentro(no tiens Zangre Zino Chelas)
22.- A los amigos no se les cobra
23.- Pedir a los amigos cosas honestas, y hacer por los amigos cosas honestas
24.- Tus patas valen mas que unas cuantas chelas
25.- Si tu pata pone una chela coopera tu y q sean dos
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